Night Court (TV Series)
Hello, Goodbye (1985)
Harry Anderson: Judge Harry T. Stone
Quotes
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Bailiff Florence Kleiner : [Enters Harry's chambers and sees Harry and Bull hugging] In case you're interested, the music has stopped.
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : [Releases Bull] What can I do for you?
Bailiff Florence Kleiner : I'm here for the job.
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : What job is that?
Bailiff Florence Kleiner : What is this, a wet suit?
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : Oh, well we interviewed for bailiffs last week.
Bailiff Florence Kleiner : I'm late. Now, now do I get the job or what?
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : Well, there are certain things that we do, such as checking references.
Bailiff Florence Kleiner : I don't have any.
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : Well that streamlines things. How about experience?
Bailiff Florence Kleiner : I'm a bailiff.
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : For how long?
Bailiff Florence Kleiner : A hundred and six years.
[Bull walks over to her]
Bailiff Florence Kleiner : What's with the hair?
[Referring to Bull's bald head]
Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : [Bull looks at Harry] I know he looks funny but don't say anything about it.
Bailiff Florence Kleiner : You... are a weird man.
Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : [Chuckles, then turns to Harry] Can I keep her Harry?
Bailiff Florence Kleiner : Why do I suddenly feel like a hamster?
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : It's a long story.
Bailiff Florence Kleiner : I don't want to hear it.
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : You're hired.
[Bull snorts with joy]
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : Bull, do you want to show her around?
Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : Come on. I'll go show you where we stand eight hours a night.
Bailiff Florence Kleiner : I quit.
Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : You can lean on me if you want.
Bailiff Florence Kleiner : Well, how about if I just hang a swing on your arm?
Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : All right.
[Leaves]
Bailiff Florence Kleiner : [to Harry] I'll be needing a raise.