Night Court (TV Series)

Educating Rhoda (1988)

John Larroquette: Dan Fielding

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Quotes 

• Dan Fielding : [trapped in a motel room with a psychotic woman who acts out movie roles]  What do you say we pop on the TV and watch a couple of movies, eh?

  [he turns on the TV] 

  TV Announcer: : We'll return to "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"...

  Dan Fielding : [changes the channel]  Seen that already.

  TV Announcer: : Tonight on Movie Showcase: "Dressed to Kill"...

  Dan Fielding : [changes the channel]  Where are the Muppets when you need them, huh?

• Judge Harry T. Stone : [over the phone]  You gotta listen to me! That woman you're with is psychotic!

  Dan Fielding : [chuckles]  Well, maybe a little enthusiastic...

  [as he turns away, Valerie takes a butcher knife out of her purse...] 

  Dan Fielding : Yeah? Uh, listen, how exactly are we defining "homicidal"?

  [And throws it, embedding it into the wall a few inches in front of Dan's nose] 

  Dan Fielding : [into phone]  Uh, Harry?

  [screaming] 

  Dan Fielding : HELLLLLP!

  Valerie Sanders : [yanks the phone cord out of the wall]  Sorry... wrong number.