Night Court (TV Series)

The Constitution: Part 2 (1987)

Harry Anderson: Judge Harry T. Stone

Quotes 

• [Roz, delirious, is sitting on the edge of the roof] 

  Judge Harry T. Stone : The paramedics are on their way. In the meantime, they told us not to do anything that might upset her.

  Roz Russell : That's right. Otherwise it's one small step for Roz... one giant splat for mankind!

  [laughs] 

• Moody : Too risky. I think our only prudent course is open gunplay.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : Listen, fathead, the one thing we don't need is to have some trigger-happy lunatic in charge!

  [into phone] 

  Judge Harry T. Stone : No, no, Mr. President, I wasn't talking to you. Yes, I'm sure you do get that kind of thing all the time.

• Harry Stone : [Sherman has just returned the Constitution back to the judge]  Mr. Sherman, I can't condone your actions. But you have given us something to think about. Maybe even something to read.

  Nesbitt Sherman : Take good care of it, judge. It's the stuff that dreams are made of.

• Moody : [after taking a secure call]  Red alert men. A possible threat to the president. There are reports of some terrible behemoth scaling the wall of this building.

  Bull Shannon : [Knocks from outside the courtroom window and waves at the judge]  I'm going to get Roz!

  [He climbs away] 

  Harry Stone : No! Bull! Wait! Oh, boy.

• Judge Harry T. Stone : Testing, Testing

  [Talking into a walkie-talkie] 

  Judge Harry T. Stone : Awe, there's no batteries.

  Dan Fielding : Hold on a second, Double A?

  [He opens his briefcase to reveal a mix of different size batteries. Harry looks at him shocked] 

  Dan Fielding : Well Sue Me for having a personal life!