NewsRadio (TV Series)

Wedding (1999)

Joe Rogan: Joe Garrelli

Quotes 

• Joe : You wouldn't be interested in helping me reconfirm my manhood, would you?

  Lisa : Not in the slightest.

  Joe : Just putting it out there. You'd be doing me a real favor.

  Lisa : Yeah, well. You better just put it back in.

• Joe : If, uh, you're interested, I know some caterers who do some really creative stuff.

  Johnny Johnson : Like what?

  Joe : Well, there's this one guy who does this elaborate salad-tossing routine to the theme from Rocky.

  Johnny Johnson : Sounds interesting. Who else?

  Joe : That's it.

• Jimmy : It seems Johnny didn't exactly buy the wedding ring; he stole it.

  Dave : Well, so much for the legendary hobo gold.

  Joe : It was a theory.