NewsRadio (TV Series)

Wedding (1999)

Maura Tierney: Lisa Miller

Quotes 

• Joe : You wouldn't be interested in helping me reconfirm my manhood, would you?

  Lisa : Not in the slightest.

  Joe : Just putting it out there. You'd be doing me a real favor.

  Lisa : Yeah, well. You better just put it back in.

• Lisa : [on phone]  My marriage is tomorrow, and I don't care if you had a previous engagement. An oral agreement is like a contract to me... Well, same to you, buddy!

  Beth : Caterers?

  Lisa : Parents.

• Lisa : Mr. James, thank you for letting us use your greenhouse for the wedding.

  Jimmy : Well, that was what it was made for.

  Beth : I thought it was for your plants.

  Jimmy : Those are for medicinal purposes.