Quotes
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Dave Nelson : You're leaving the kids alone with us?
Jimmy James : Yeah. I'm taking their teacher out to lunch to discuss educational imperatives for the 21st Century.
Teacher : Ready to go, Jimmy?
Jimmy James : You have no idea.
Dave Nelson : Educational imperatives, eh, sir?
Jimmy James : Well, in the immortal words of Van Halen before that idiot Sammy Haggar joined the group and ruined it, I'm hot for teacher.
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Dave Nelson : I'm sorry, Beth, but this is a boys-only meeting.
Missy : Why?
Matthew's Kid : Because girls are stupid.
Matthew Brock : I did not teach him that.
Matthew's Kid : Yes, you did.
Beth : I think we know who our future congressman is.
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Dave Nelson : Sir, I thought they'd be a little older.
Jimmy James : Yeah, well, that's what I thought when I met you, Dave.
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Dave Nelson : Lose something, Bill?
Bill McNeal : I'm just looking for coffee.
Dave Nelson : Are you sure you're not looking for some erotic literature?
Bill McNeal : Is that Canadian for porno mag?