NewsRadio (TV Series)

Freaky Friday (1999)

Stephen Root: Jimmy James

Quotes 

• Jimmy : Well, looky here. How's everything, Mr. chairman, Mr. CEO?

  Matthew : Not so good.

  Jimmy : The job is a lot tougher than you though, huh?

  Matthew : Yeah, yeah. It is.

  Jimmy : Well, let me show you something. I made $200.00 online in your name.

  Matthew : Oh, that's funny, because I was just online trading in your name.

  Jimmy : Well, see you can't do that. You don't have access. You don't know my secret password.

  Matthew : You mean Marianne?

  Jimmy : How did you know that?

  Matthew : Well, it's Dave's mom's name, so I figured...

  Jimmy : Wait, wait, wait a minute, hold on. Matthew, son?

  Matthew : [crying]  Yes, sir?

  Jimmy : How much did you lose?

  Matthew : All of it.

  Jimmy : How much?

  Matthew : $7 Billion dollars. You're welcome to borrow the $200.00 if you like.

• Matthew : This is just like that movie, Freaky Friday. Only you're the mom...

  Jimmy : ...and you're Jodie Foster.

  Matthew : Finally.

• Dave Nelson : Sure, we've all wanted to kill Matthew, but what good would that do?

  Jimmy : It would make him dead.

• Jimmy : I'm doing some online trading in Matthew's name. I hacked into his account. It's just a little one, his grandmother started it. Guess what his password is?

  Lisa Miller : Matthew?

  Jimmy : No.

  Lisa Miller : Brock?

  Jimmy : No.

  Lisa Miller : Cat?

  Jimmy : Welcome to the club, fellow hacker.