Quotes
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Bill : I remember we used to have what they called key parties.
Dave : Key parties, huh?
Bill : Yeah - you know, where everyone throws their car keys into a big bowl, and then picks a set of keys out at random, and...
Dave : And?
Bill : And then you get to take someone else's car home.
Dave : Bill, I - I kinda think the point of those parties was to take somebody else's *wife* home.
Bill : No wonder they never invited me back.
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Lisa : Did I get upset when that sweet 18-year-old intern from accounting had a crush on you?
Dave : Oh, that's different!
Lisa : Why?
Dave : Well, for one thing, he was a guy.
Lisa : Yeah.
Dave : And he was convinced I was gay.
Lisa : Well, yeah.
Dave : And then he brought his mother into work and introduced me as his boss-slash-husband.
Lisa : It was still flattering, wasn't it?
Dave : Oh, lord - yes.
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Lisa : I get the steak, and I can stand the cigar smoke, but the boxing? That's just gay.
Bill : You couldn't be more wrong. It's a fine tradition dating back to the cradle of western civilization.
Dave : No, Bill, you're thinking of all-naked Greco-Roman wrestling.
Bill : I thought it was a men's club.
Dave : Different kind of men's club.
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[Joe is going to participate in Ultimate Fighting]
Dave : Have you ever done this before, Joe?
Joe Garrelli : No, but I've seen it in pay-per-view. I never paid for it...