Newhart (TV Series)

Jug of Wine, Loaf of Bread & Pow (1984)

Julia Duffy: Stephanie Vanderkellen

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• Stephanie Vanderkellen : I don't know. I keep thinking, maybe it's time I started trying to improve myself. Read more. Take more of an interest in other people. Just try to become a better all-around person.

  Kirk Devane : Stephanie, you're a very attractive young woman. You've got great hair, great skin, ace chassis. You don't need to be a better person.

• Joanna Loudon : He says he's going to be discussing Keats in his morning class tomorrow, and since I couldn't stay tonight, if I would like to, I could sit in.

  Stephanie Vanderkellen : In his class or his lap?

• Stephanie Vanderkellen : I mean, looking good is what I do! It's really all I do. With other people, if you don't like the way they look, they've always got their personality to fall back on, or they dance well. But with me, let's face it, I'm living life without a net. If you don't like the way I look, then you just don't like Stephanie.

• Stephanie Vanderkellen : Well, last night Joanna and I went somewhere. It doesn't matter where. It was a poetry reading. And I went thinking I might meet a guy. But during one of the breaks, a very handsome, very eligible professor came up, and instead of talking to me, he started talking to Joanna. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I mean, Joanna's very attractive. It's just that ever since it happened, I've felt like burning my hair and moving to a convent.