Having spent the night in a brothel B'stard is late for a breakfast television debate and makes a fool of himself. He is followed into the studio by the cabbie, whom, in his hurry he omitted to pay and believes he has killed the man after he falls and hits his head. Driving the taxi to dispose of the 'body' he picks up Margaret Thatcher as a passenger and, in his guise as an ordinary man, praises B'stard, which increases his popularity with the prime minister. When the taxi driver comes to B'stard gets out of his predicament by persuading the police that the man kidnapped him.
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