Alan B'Stard's reputation as the most right-wing Tory MP in the House is under threat: Working class fatso Victor Crosby has just won the Accrington by-election for the Conservatives and, through his publicly declared extreme political views, is on the brink of stealing B'Stard's thunder.—Anonymous
B'stard is in the party's bad books after his recent escapades and his newspaper column and ministerial post are both given to Victor Crosby, an MP who is even more to the right than B'stard. B'stard however wastes no time in setting Crosby up to make it look as if he is accepting bribes from the Opposition in return for leaking government documents, Crosby is expelled from the party and B'stard is back in favour.—don @ minifie-1