- Professor Flakey: What would you do with a sying flute?
- The Joker: A *sighing flute*?
- Professor Flakey: I mean a flying suit, made of rubber. When somebody puts it on, they air through the fly, I mean flare through the eye... no no, coming through the rye... no no no, FLY through the air!
- Professor Flakey: Walking through that water I felt like Crossington washing the Delaware, I mean Washington crossing the Delaware.
- Professor Flakey: Personally I've always liked Shaggy because he's dumb to kind animals.
- The Penguin: You mean kind to dumb animals. DUMB! Like that mutt!
- Professor Flakey: Poker and Jenguin are on their way to Gotham City to steal my invention.
- Batman: Sir, that's Joker and Penguin. With their tremendous head start they'll get your invention before we can catch them.
- Professor Flakey: Net nocessarily. I told them it was at the Hillside Aircraft Company, but it's not. It's at the Ruther Gobbam factory, I mean the Gotham Rubber factory.
- Velma: Professor, lock the lab door after we've gone.
- Professor Flakey: Oh yes, I'll lab the lock door. Oh dear oh dear, I hope the bil-mo-bat gets here soon with the dunamic dyo.
- [Joker and Penguin have landed in the stolen Batcopter at Gotham City Rubber Factory]
- Shaggy: Scoob, like, there are two things we gotta do fast. We gotta warn Fred and we gotta hide.
- Scooby-Doo: Right.
- Shaggy: So we'll divvy it up. You warn Fred, I'll hide.
- [Scooby walks away but then stops]
- Scooby-Doo: Huh? Uh-uh.
- Shaggy: You mean, like, you'd rather do it the other way around?
- Scooby-Doo: Right!
- Shaggy: Okay. I'll hide, you warn Fred.
- Scooby-Doo: Okay!
- [Shaggy jumps and hides. Scooby realizes he's been had]