The New Scooby-Doo Movies (TV Series)

The Caped Crusader Caper (1972)

Don Messick: Scooby-Doo, Professor Flakey

Quotes 

• Professor Flakey : What would you do with a sying flute?

  The Joker : A *sighing flute*?

  Professor Flakey : I mean a flying suit, made of rubber. When somebody puts it on, they air through the fly, I mean flare through the eye... no no, coming through the rye... no no no, FLY through the air!

• Professor Flakey : Walking through that water I felt like Crossington washing the Delaware, I mean Washington crossing the Delaware.

• Professor Flakey : Personally I've always liked Shaggy because he's dumb to kind animals.

  The Penguin : You mean kind to dumb animals. DUMB! Like that mutt!

• Professor Flakey : Poker and Jenguin are on their way to Gotham City to steal my invention.

  Batman : Sir, that's Joker and Penguin. With their tremendous head start they'll get your invention before we can catch them.

  Professor Flakey : Net nocessarily. I told them it was at the Hillside Aircraft Company, but it's not. It's at the Ruther Gobbam factory, I mean the Gotham Rubber factory.

• Velma : Professor, lock the lab door after we've gone.

  Professor Flakey : Oh yes, I'll lab the lock door. Oh dear oh dear, I hope the bil-mo-bat gets here soon with the dunamic dyo.

• [Joker and Penguin have landed in the stolen Batcopter at Gotham City Rubber Factory] 

  Shaggy : Scoob, like, there are two things we gotta do fast. We gotta warn Fred and we gotta hide.

  Scooby-Doo : Right.

  Shaggy : So we'll divvy it up. You warn Fred, I'll hide.

  [Scooby walks away but then stops] 

  Scooby-Doo : Huh? Uh-uh.

  Shaggy : You mean, like, you'd rather do it the other way around?

  Scooby-Doo : Right!

  Shaggy : Okay. I'll hide, you warn Fred.

  Scooby-Doo : Okay!

  [Shaggy jumps and hides. Scooby realizes he's been had]