- Uncle Fester: As temporary head of the Addams Family, I am happy to invite you to break bread with us.
- Shaggy: [tries the bread] Break bread? He means break your teeth on this bread! This stuff's hard as a rock!
- [proceeds to bang it on the table, which causes the table to levitate]
- Daphne: Something brushed against me!
- Fred: That was me!
- Shaggy: That's nothing, a *brush* brushed against me!
- Pugsley Addams: That was Cousin It.
- Morticia Addams: [presented with a going away present] Why, it's Thing!
- Uncle Fester: I taught him to wave bye-bye.
- Morticia Addams: Oh, Uncle Fester, I'm touched.
- Velma: [in Fester's lab] Uh oh, remember what Uncle Fester makes in his labratory?
- Fred: Sure, fireworks, so what?
- Velma: [Velma points at the candle he's holding] So that.
- Daphne: You mean...
- Velma: Right, Roman Candles.
- Daphne: Then that means...
- [it explodes off screen]
- Fred: [Velma and Daphne cover their ears] I'm afraid so.
- Daphne: Sparks are landing on the other boxes of fireworks!
- Fred: Girls, it's time for us to split!
- [the Mystery Machine is stuck in the swamp; Fred tries to reverse out]
- Fred: It's no use, gang. The battery's dead.
- Scooby-Doo: [gulps] D-d-dead?
- Shaggy: W-would you care to rephrase that?
- Velma: But it's dark. We could be stranded here all night.
- Daphne: Velma, you're always so negative. Why can't you be more positive?
- Velma: All right. I'm positive we'll be stranded here all night.
- Shaggy: Girls! They're such chickens.
- [someone taps his shoulder; he and Scooby turn to see Lurch towering behind them]
- Lurch: Need help?
- Shaggy: I certainly do. You can catch me.
- [faints into Lurch's arms; Scooby panics and burrows away]
- Fred: [feels the ground shaking] Hey! What's going on?
- [the ground beneath him and the girls rises slightly; Scooby pops his head out and gulps]
- Lurch: Follow me.
- Daphne: Of course.
- Fred: Right.
- Velma: W-whatever you say.
- [Lurch reaches into the hole and pulls Scooby out; Scooby yelps as Lurch holds him up by the collar]
- Lurch: You too.
- [Scooby gulps]
- Gomez Addams: Just think, Tish. At this moment, we could've been running barefoot through the Okefenokee ooze.
- Morticia Addams: Well darling, you know the old saying: no ooze is bad news.
- Gomez Addams: I tell ya, Querida, I'm so mad I could jump up and down shouting pleasant things.
- Morticia Addams: Please, Gomez, not in front of Wednesday.
- Gomez Addams: Sorry Wednesday, I guess I lost my head.
- Wednesday Addams: Really? That sounds like fun.
- Grandmama Addams: Thank you, Thing, from the bottom of my heart.
- Uncle Fester: And also from the bottom of my soup.