- Granmama Addams: Ah! There's nothing like she smell of Fester in the morning, is there?
- Uncle Fester: Oh, go on!
- Morticia: So, Grandpapa, what will you be doing while you're in town?
- Grandpapa Addams: Oh, well, let's see... oh yes: nothing!
- Gomez: Sounds like a plan to me.
- Morticia: Grandpapa, aren't you a bit... well, mature to go river dragging?
- Uncle Fester: Yeah, shouldn't you be dueling windmills instead?
- Grandpapa Addams: Care to join me in a nightcap, huh?
- Uncle Fester: No thanks, I prefer to sleep in the buff.