- Gomez Addams: [Gomez appears to kill his own shadow while fencing] Hmm. Now who's gonna follow me around all day?
- Morticia Addams: Mr. Fielding, you lied to me about Gomez's health. I appreciate that in a person. Consider yourself our new insurance broker.
- Fielding: Mr. Addams...
- [blows out a match about to light some dynamite]
- Fielding: ... you've got to stop this. Y-you're living in a death trap!
- Gomez Addams: Fielding, flattery will get you everywhere.
- Fielding: You don't understand, you almost died three times today alone.
- Gomez Addams: Only three? I've been below average lately.