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Quotes
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Abby Sciuto : [walking into the morgue] Fore!
[Ducky ducks]
Dr. Donald Mallard : Never do that again.
Abby Sciuto : [laughing] I'm sorry. I didn't know you were going to get all freaked out.
Dr. Donald Mallard : Well, it's an automatic reflex when one is a golfer, Abigail.
Abby Sciuto : Please don't call me "Abigail."
Dr. Donald Mallard : Then don't yell "fore" when I have a niblick in my hand.
Abby Sciuto : A niblick? Sounds like a sex act.
Dr. Donald Mallard : Yes, that's what I thought it was the first time I heard the term. A niblick is what a nine iron used to be called when golf was the province of Scottish nobles, not the democratic "lovely walk spoiled" by the weekend duffer.
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Abby Sciuto : Sailor on the half-shell!
Dr. Donald Mallard : *Abigail!*
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Dr. Donald Mallard : It can't be 8 years. No I know is wasn't. Four years ago, your 3rd wife hit you over the head with a baseball bat and I distinctly remember the ant-eaten marine on that table there when I stitched you up.
