- Insp. Harvey Leek: Say hey, going shopping?
- Carl Hanover: Who the hell are you?
- Insp. Evan Cortez: I'm a cop. Who are you?
- Carl Hanover: Jack. Va-va-valen.
- Insp. Harvey Leek: Va-va-valen what?
- [mocking the suspect]
- Carl Hanover: Valenoppenstein.
- Insp. Harvey Leek: Valenoppenstein. Is that Russian?
- Carl Hanover: No, it's Lithuanianberg.
- Insp. Harvey Leek: Oh, I wasn't aware there was a Lithuanianberg.
- Insp. Evan Cortez: That's somewhere between Franceland and Hollandsville.
- Caitlin Cross: Ta da!
- Insp. Nash Bridges: This is your big surprise?
- [seeing an extra exercise machine next to hers, both with purple bows on them]
- Caitlin Cross: I thought it would be something we could do together.
- Insp. Nash Bridges: At seven o'clock on the morning? Get out of here!
- Caitlin Cross: What-wah, what are you saying? What do you mean? It would be good for you!
- Insp. Nash Bridges: I don't think so. There's a lot of good things for me; you're good for me, but, ah, I'm not even sure I like you at seven o'clock in the morning.