Maxwell is trying to secure the rights to the latest yet unfinished offering by renowned playwright Dakota Williams, thinking that this play will be his breakout hit. Maxwell is competing with
Andrew Lloyd Webber for the rights. Williams is an older Southerner who talks tough, lives hard and lives fast. In Maxwell's words, he's a real man's man. Maxwell decides to ply Williams with food, drink and a vivacious fast woman, his first thought for that last position being
Cindy Crawford. After hearing about Williams, Fran thinks she knows of someone more perfect to fill that position than Cindy. Little does Maxwell know that Fran is talking about Yetta. When Yetta arrives for dinner and the meeting with Williams, Maxwell is furious with Fran as he feels Yetta will ruin his chances of getting Williams to sign a contract. However Williams and Yetta hit it off and Williams does sign with Maxwell in large part because of Yetta. In her new intimate relationship with Williams, Yetta learns and tells Maxwell that Williams has not written a word in over 20 years: he has writer's block. Despite it perhaps ruining her last chance for happiness in life, Maxwell convinces Yetta to break it off with Williams so that he will cancel what Maxwell thinks is the now worthless contract. But the outcome is not what either Williams or Maxwell thinks it will be. Webber once again is the unexpected beneficiary of a bad decision by Maxwell. Meanwhile, Grace writes a letter to President
Bill Clinton. She doesn't quite get the response she was hoping.
—Huggo