- Doctor Link: I'm afraid I'm going to have to take those tonsils out.
- Fran Fine: Well, unless you're talking about dinner and dancing, they're not interested.
- Maxwell Sheffield: [Fran's sedated and talking nonsense] Dead to the world.
- Fran Fine: I'm dead? Oh that's so sad. I want Maggie to have all my clothes, and I want Gracie to have all my Barbie dolls.
- Maxwell Sheffield: [about Grace] Maybe we should call a doctor and have him come over here.
- Fran Fine: Are you kidding? This is New York- you couldn't get a doctor to come to your house if your spleen was sitting right next to you on the couch!
- Fran Fine: I made you toast in the shape of a horsey.
- Grace Sheffield: What kind of horse is this?
- Fran Fine: [takes a bite out of it] A gelding.
- Fran Fine: Brighton, go over and get me some hangers from the old woman's closet.
- Brighton Sheffield: She's asleep.
- Fran Fine: So? She won't miss them.