The Nanny (TV Series)

Christmas Episode (1993)

Rachel Chagall: Val Toriello

Quotes 

• Val Toriello : Are you hanging up stockings?

  Fran Fine : No, I thought we'd use a pair of my Hanes because then we get doubles.

• Pauly the Pawnbroker : [In Pauly's paw shop]  What you got? Something I can unload? A VCR? A nice semi-automatic weapon?

  Fran Fine : Pauly, don't you know a valuable antique when you see it? This one here is practically

  [pauses trying to find some classy adjective] 

  Fran Fine : Elizabethan!

  Pauly the Pawnbroker : Elizabeth Taylor?

  Fran Fine : No. Liz the queen.

  Pauly the Pawnbroker : Uh, no can do. If you said Elizabeth Montgomery, you know "Bewitched", then I can do it.

  Val Toriello : Oh, Paulie, will you please buy the vase? The woman owes the world. She's desperate. We'll take anything.

  Fran Fine : And that, Val, is why you cannot find a partner for Bridge.