- Kamal 'Tim Garrity' Muhammad: I wasn't at morning prayers.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: When you went to see Steinman, was it on your own, or were others involved?
- Kamal 'Tim Garrity' Muhammad: I didn't go to see Steinman.
- Det. John Clark, Jr.: We're going backwards, Tim.
- Kamal 'Tim Garrity' Muhammad: I went to have a massage for my bad back.
- Det. John Clark, Jr.: And you didn't tell us this why?
- [a moment as realization dawns on Andy]
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Because it was a spank-off joint?
- Kamal 'Tim Garrity' Muhammad: I have a bad back.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: You were getting your nuts off.
- Det. John Clark, Jr.: Tim, cop to it and tell us how to confirm it or face a murder rap.
- Kamal 'Tim Garrity' Muhammad: The place is called Happy Time Massage. It's on 25th and 6th Avenue. The girl's name is Suzy. She'll know me, I'm a regular.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: So what exactly *is* the Koran's position on Muslims paying to get their balls oiled?
- Kamal 'Tim Garrity' Muhammad: [on the verge of tears] The flesh is weak.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: No. The idiot is weak.