- TARU Tech: [looks at Clark] He cool?
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: He's cool.
- TARU Tech: [passes Andy a small paper bag] This never happened and we never met, right?
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: I owe you one
- [takes a recorder out of the bag]
- TARU Tech: Any time.
- Det. John Clark, Jr.: Oh, man! You are going to hell for this!
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: It's always been my hope that God's got a good sense of humor.
- [begins whistling to Eddie's bird in Eddie's office. He then turns on the recorder which says "Douche Bag" over and over again. Andy looks for a place to put it near the bird so that the bird will remember it and repeat it]
- Det. John Clark, Jr.: Deep, deep into hell.