Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies (1997)

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo, Professor Bobo, Omnipotent Mom

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Quotes 

• Tom Servo : I'm walking for Helping Children Through Research and Development.

  Mike Nelson : Oh - HeCTRAD - I think I've heard of that group.

  Tom Servo : No, actually, Helping Children Though Research and Development is the acronym. It stands for 'Hi Everyone, Let's Pitch In 'N Get Cracking Here In Louisiana Doing Right, Eh? Now Then. Hateful Rich Overbearing Ugly Guys Hurt Royally Everytime Someone Eats A Radish, Carrot, Hors-d'ouvres, And Never Does Dishes. Eventually Victor Eats Lunch Over Peoria Mit Ein Neuesberger Tod.

• Woman : That's your idea of a big time? I should slave over a hot stove cooking for you?

  Man : Why not?

  Tom Servo : Well, he's got a point.

  Woman : Who will do the dishes?

  Man : Oh, I'll do the dishes.

  [He tips his hat] 

  Mike Nelson : ...With my HAT!

  Tom Servo : Dumb loser doesn't know how many dishes I have stacked up!

• Mike Nelson : I didn't know that Edison wrote and recorded his own folk songs.

  Tom Servo : You know, they used to put the microphone in a saltine box across the room.

• Bobo : Now, Mike, I'm supposed to send you the movie entitled "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies" but, um, uh, you see, I, uh, I forgot how.

  Mike Nelson : Oh, that's okay, Bobo. Don't bother on our account.

  Crow : Yeah, let's skip it.

  Observer : Oh, for the love of Heidegger. I'll take care of it, you addle-pated homunculus...

  Bobo : All right, you cream-faced loon, I've had just about enough out of you.

  [Bobo makes monkey noises] 

  Observer : Good-- good-- good God! What are you doing, man? That-- that-- that's disgusting!

  Bobo : You don't know the half of it. How about a little game of catch?

  Observer : What are you going to do with that? Oh no, no, you can't possibly...

  Bobo : Start running, Casper!

  Observer : Oh, no, please, I beg you! Owww ho-ho-ooogh!

  Mike Nelson : Remind me to never cross Bobo. Well, we've got Movie Sign!

• Madame Estrella : Take him and make him like my other little pets.

  Tom Servo : So put him on a hamster wheel?

• Tom Servo : It's raining. I came to stalk in here.

• Tom Servo : It's okay, I understand. So you killed some people. We all do it.

• Tom Servo : [the main character throws a rock into the ocean]  And he misses the ocean.

• Tom Servo : Well, that cleared up nothing.