- Mike Nelson: [Victor staggers from the boat to the house] I'm glad they showed us all this 'cause I was wondering how he was going to get from the boat to the house.
- Mike Nelson: This here is the kind of texture that other movies leave out.
- Crow: Yeah, those other movies are often referred to as "good" movies.
- Mike Nelson: [the characters enter a movie theater]
- Mike Nelson: So now we gotta watch people watching a movie? What's *that* about?
- Mike Nelson: [character in the movie walks by a man trying in vain to hide] Hey, Dave.
- Crow: I am not Dave! I am a simple fern!