Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Space Mutiny (1997)

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo, Professor Bobo

Quotes 

• Crow : [the macho names they invent for the films hero]  Slab Bulkhead!

  Tom Servo : Fridge Largemeat!

  Mike Nelson : Punt Speedchunk!

  Crow : Butch Deadlift!

  Crow : Bold Bigflank!

  Mike Nelson : Splint Chesthair!

  Mike Nelson : Flint Ironstag!

  Crow : Bolt Vanderhuge!

  Mike Nelson : Thick McRunfast!

  Crow : Buff Drinklots!

  Tom Servo : Trunk Slamchest!

  Crow : Fist Rockbone!

  Mike Nelson : Stump Beefknob!

  Tom Servo : Smash Lampjaw!

  Crow : Punch Rockgroin!

  Mike Nelson : Buck Plankchest!

  Crow : Stump Chunkmen!

  Tom Servo : Dirk Hardpeck!

  Mike Nelson : Rip Steakface!

  Tom Servo : Crud Bonemeal!

  Mike Nelson : Brick Hardmeat!

  Crow : Rip Slabcheek!

  Tom Servo : Bob Johnson! No wait...

  Mike Nelson : Smoke Manmuscle!

  Mike Nelson : Big McLargeHuge!

• [after Space Mutiny finally ends] 

  Mike Nelson : Boo! Boo!

  Tom Servo : Man, a retarded jellyfish could make a better movie than this!

  Crow : A severely impaired box turtle with a very busy schedule, just give him a camera for a day, he'd come up with something better than this.

• David Ryder : WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.

  Tom Servo : Well, anyway, got that out of my system.

• Kalgan : I'm going to use this laser on your teeth. It's similar to ancient dentistry, not that you'd know anything about that.

  Tom Servo : You're too stupid to know anything about dentistry.

  Leena : You bastard!

  Mike Nelson : How dare you insult my knowledge of ancient dentistry!

• Tom Servo : [in a straining voice as Kalgon grimaces]  Come on, skull, pop out of my skin!

• [the camera pans over a character that died in the previous scene] 

  Mike Nelson : Hey... Hey, she's dead! She died!

  Tom Servo : Wow...

  Captain Devers : Sir...

  Crow : I think it's very nice of you to give that dead woman another chance!

• Ryder : It's gonna blow! It's gonna blow!

  Tom Servo : If the first few minutes are any indication, this whole movie's gonna blow!

• Tom Servo : [Kalgan runs over Lea Jansen]  *That* was for not knowing anything about ancient dentistry!

• Tom Servo : Ha ha, good, good. Back to the rusting septic system of this FUTURISTIC SPACESHIP!

• Crow : Here's a little free advice for the mutineers: Just stop and aim, you idiots!

  Tom Servo : Why is he so impossible to hit? Why do they keep on missing this slow, giant, white thing?

• Kalgon : [hearing the alarms]  We're going in!

  Tom Servo : I clogged up the toilet, but we're going in!

• David Ryder : Listen, uh, I understand how you feel.

  Tom Servo : That's DOCTOR Listen Uh I Understand How You Feel!

• Tom Servo : [as Kalgan caresses a woman's chin]  The electrolysis is working.

• [Actors from the movie chase one another in the Enforcers] 

  Mike Nelson : Hey you know, I read that this scene is often compared to the chariot scene from "Ben-Hur."

  Tom Servo : Oh really?

  Mike Nelson : Yeah, they usually say, ""Ben-Hur" was really good. This movie totally sucked."