Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Horror of Party Beach (1997)

Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson

Quotes 

• [toxic waste spills and immediately creates the Horror at Party Beach] 

  Mike Nelson : Sure, most radiation is harmful EVENTUALLY, but ours does massive damage in a matter of seconds.

• Dr Gavin : Well, is it a plant or an animal?

  Mike Nelson : Planimal.

• Mike Nelson : The director bravely mixes tedium with un-scariness.

• Mike Nelson : Hey, everyone! You know, Tom, Crow, and I were talking about how the kids today don't know squat about sodium.

  Crow : Yeah. I couldn't of put it better myself, Mike. Why, the shocking lack of sodium taught at schools today is shocking.

  Tom Servo : That's right, Crow. So we asked ourselves: How, how, do we reach kids today about sodium?

  Crow : How? How? How?

  Mike Nelson : Through the Rock N' Roll Music that the kids seem to like.

  Crow : ['50s-era music begins]  Hit it!

  Tom Servo : Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!

  Mike Nelson : Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!

  Crow : Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!

  Mike Nelson : Yeah! Sodium! There is Sodium. Yeah! It's Sodium, baby! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!

  Crow , Tom Servo : Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!

  [the music stops] 

  Crow : [spoken]  Sodium.

• [Hank drives past Washington Square Park while going to buy sodium] 

  Mike Nelson : [laughing]  And down to Greenwich Village, for no reason.

  Crow : How many more will die if I do a *little* sightseeing? Four or five at most, right?