Mysterious Ways (TV Series)
One of Us (2001)
Haig Sutherland: Jonathan
Quotes
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Dr. Peggy Fowler : This is you, your friend Dwayne, and who's this?
[pointing at a comic drawing Jonathan made]
Jonathan : Dwayne's girlfriend Lisa.
Dr. Peggy Fowler : I thought Dwayne said that he didn't have a girlfriend.
Jonathan : He's lying.
Dr. Peggy Fowler : Why do you think he'd lie about that?
Jonathan : [shrugs his shoulders] By some miracle if I had a girlfriend like that I'd tell the world.
Dr. Peggy Fowler : You don't think a beautiful girl would be attracted to you?
Jonathan : Would you be attracted to me? And don't say "Yes" because we both know you'd be lying. Wouldn't even give me a chance; one look and you'd go running.
Dr. Peggy Fowler : Well, you're not giving yourself much credit.
Jonathan : Yeah, well, after the five hundredth girl laughs in your face you kind of start to get a complex.
Dr. Peggy Fowler : Well, why do you think they'd laugh at you? Your looks?
Jonathan : For starters.
Dr. Peggy Fowler : Well, do you agree with them? Do you think you look funny?
Jonathan : Doesn't matter what I think. It won't change a thing. I could buy new cloths, I could change my hair, I could be the most successful business man in the world. Even if people saw my face on the cover of Fortune magazine their first thought would always be the same: what a dork.
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Dwayne Banbury : Hey ladies, there's-there's plenty of room at our table.
[waving to two attractive girls walking by; they giggle and walk off]
Jonathan : Are you nuts? Them sit here?
Dwayne Banbury : If you don't shoot the ball, you won't score.