- Dr. Benjamin Jeffcoate: [checking into a hotel at a conference in France] Excusez-moi, vous avon une réservation, s'il vous plaît.
- Phillipe the Concierge: [in a borderline-absurd French accent] There is no need for you to converse in French, monsieur. I am bilingual.
- Dr. Benjamin Jeffcoate: That's perfectly all right, but I adore the French language.
- Phillipe the Concierge: Then why are you killing it?