Christopher Bolton: Kirk Stevens

Quotes 

• [Andrew and Kirk are at the police station waiting to be assigned to an officer for the "ride-along" program] 

  Andrew Clements : This is gonna be great!

  Kirk Stevens : It's gonna be boring.

  Andrew Clements : How can you say that?

  Kirk Stevens : Because this is suburbia. Nothing ever happens in suburbia. Except when I take dates to Lookout Point.

  Andrew Clements : When that happens it's not exciting. It's a miracle.