My Family (TV Series)
The Great Escape (2003)
Robert Lindsay: Ben Harper
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Quotes
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Ben : You constantly broke the rules in my house.
Nick : Never!
Ben : Nick, you built a moat.
Nick : OK, one rule.
Ben : You put a sunroof in the kitchen.
Nick : It didn't rain.
Ben : You took a baby elephant into your bedroom.
Nick : Was that against the rules?
Ben : Yes.
Nick : I knew my circus days would come back to haunt me!
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Ben : What's the landlord doing after you?
Nick : He's always looking for the rent. He is sneaky that way.
Ben : Nick, *I* pay the rent.
Nick : Indeed you do.
Ben : You are giving the landlord the money I pay you for the rent?
Nick : Of course!
Ben : Because if I find out you're pocketing the money I pay you for the rent, I'll kill you.
Nick : Relax, dad! You won't find out from me!
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Ben Harper : Susan.
Susan : Mmh?
Ben Harper : I very nearly had sexual intercourse with your mother.
Susan : What?
Ben Harper : I didn't know she was there, I thought it was you.
Susan : [Horrified] Oh. Ben, that's... that's... that's terrible!
[Begins laughing]
Susan : And funny at the same time.
Ben Harper : It is not funny!
Susan : Oh, come on, it's a little bit funny.
Ben Harper : Susan, we very nearly became a Greek tragedy!
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[last lines]
[Ben and Susan are in bed]
Susan : Come on, Ben.
Ben Harper : No, not now, Susan. I'm not in the mood.
Susan : It's been almost a week.
Ben Harper : No, I, I can't get your mother's face out of my head.
Susan : She's gone, OK?
Ben Harper : Something happened then. Say that again.
Susan : She's gone!
Ben Harper : Yeah, yeah, that's working, yeah.
Susan : She's gone.
Ben Harper : Oh yeah.
Susan : She's gone.
Ben Harper : Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
Susan : She's gone.
Ben Harper : Oh yeah.
Susan : She's gone.
Ben Harper : Oh yeah.
Susan : She's gone.
Ben Harper : Mmm. Yes.
[starts kissing Susan]
Ben Harper : Oh yeah. Mmmm.
Ben Harper , Susan : [kissing] Mmmm. Mmm.
Susan : This bed smells like my mother.
Ben Harper : I may never have sex again.