My Family (TV Series)

Farewell to Alarms (2000)

Roger Sloman: Police Officer

Quotes 

• Police Officer : Alarms aren't toys, Mrs Harper! We barely have the manpower to handle real crimes!

  Susan : I assure you we won't be troubling you again.

  Police Officer : Your neighbours are complaining it goes off at all times during the night.

  Susan : We don't complain about their garden gnomes!

  Police Officer : But they don't make a noise.

  Susan : Oh, please! They positively scream bad taste!