My Family (TV Series)
Blind Justice (2003)
Sylvestra Le Touzel: Joanna Elton-Johns
Quotes
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Martin Douglas : Can we get on, please?
Joanna : Yes, can we get on?
Ben : Doubt it. You're not my type!
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Woman Juror 1 : And this is the eldest son - he's got a lovely head of hair. Just like my Kenny's - before the burglary.
Ben : Can we move this along, please?
Joanna : No, no, no. Let's hear what she has to say.
Woman Juror 1 : That was it.
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Ben : [On being overlooked for head juror] This is outrageous!
Joanna : Will you let us proceed?
Ben : No, I will not! I'm an experienced medical professional, former Boy Scout and member of the Tufty Club! I've a wide knowledge of John Grisham novels and repeat viewings of LA Law and Kavanagh QC! Therefore, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I think you will all agree that I should...
Joanna : Sit down!
Ben : Thank you.
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Joanna : Now, has everyone reached a verdict?
Ben : Yep! Guilty as hell!
Joanna : What? Edwin Taylor's a freedom fighter!
Ben : Edwin Taylor is a smelly git who was sacked for refusing to wash!
Joanna : He's a hero for our time! He didn't want to pollute the water table with detergents! Here is a man with strong beliefs!
Ben : And BO to match! God, he smells like a wet collie smothered in cowpats! Did you see his barrister in court? He kept stuffing the ends of his wig up his nose!
Joanna : Edwin Taylor should not have been in the dock! What he did was justifiable sabotage!
Ben : He put a rotting haddock in the heating system!
Joanna : Because he'd been wrongfully dismissed!
Ben : Because he refused to wash!
Joanna : Because he wanted to protect the environment!
Ben : Ah! Don't his workmates have rights? Hmm? Don't they have rights to be protected from sitting next to Mr Stinky Poo Pong from Smellbad City?
Joanna : So, you don't believe in freedom of expression?
Ben : Yes, I do! I also believe in your right to remain silent - so use it!