- Walter Bowman: What do I think? I think I ought to call a bunco squad and have you thrown in the slammer. And if you ever walk into this room again while I'm watching TV and turn it off, I will personally shave that that filthy face of yours with a meat cleaver. Is that clear?
- Marci Bowman: Daddy, why would you rather watch that trash than listen to Teddy?
- Walter Bowman: I'd rather do *anything* than listen to Teddy.
- [last lines]
- Jessica Fletcher: Wait a minute, Ahmed, slow down. What kind of investment?
- Ahmed Shankar: [whispering] Roller coasters.