- Purple Cowboy: I'm telling you, Jimmy, you should've done the Western!
- James Coburn: We're doing the Eastern!
- Kermit the Frog: Oh, boy, finally we have a real Hollywood tough guy on this show.
- James Coburn: [Animal enters, flinging a squid he attacked from the first act off him, and breaking a chair around his neck] What do you call this - the Easter bunny?