The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Shields & Yarnell (1979)

Richard Hunt: Scooter, Statler

Quotes 

• Scooter : [about Shields and Yarnell]  Boy! Kermit's finally booked guest stars weirder than we are!

• Waldorf : Just when you think the show is terrible, something wonderful happens.

  Statler : What?

  Waldorf : It ends.

• Statler : That's what you'd call a wire act.

  Waldorf : On this show, everything's a wire act.

  Statler : Oh?

  Statler : Sure. You keep asking, "Wire they doing that?"