The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Andy Williams (1980)
Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Muppet Newsman, Waldorf
Quotes
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Nurse Piggy : Aww, Dr. Bob, what a cute little bunny. I wonder what his name is?
Dr. Bob : Well, he hasn't said "Eh, what's up doc," so it isn't you-know-who!
[laughs at own joke]
Nurse Janice : Who, doctor?
Dr. Bob : It's not "Who, doctor," it's Doctor Who - that's another show.
[more laughter at self]
Nurse Janice : Oh, oh, is he related to Doctor Which?
Dr. Bob : No, it's not "Doctor Which", it's witch doctor, and that's another ball game!
[yet more laughter still]
Nurse Janice : Oh, then Doctor Who's on first!
Nurse Piggy : [groans] All I ask is the bunny's name, and I get Abbott and Costello.
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The Newsman : And now for this Muppet news flash. Bands of roving cheeses have been reported at the edge of town moving towards city center. The cheeses are reported to be smelly and often in the company of crackers. Most of them seem to be moving about on foot, but some cheeses naturally are in wheels.
[suddenly, a huge cheese wheel rolls through the newsroom and bowls over the Newsman, followed by some mice]
