- Gilda Radner: A seven-foot tall talking carrot?
- The Carrot: Watch it, lady. I'm a star. I sang the hit song from Cole.
- Kermit the Frog: Cole? Cole Porter?
- Gilda Radner: Cole slaw. They paid him a huge celery.
- The Carrot: Now she's stealing my jokes.
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: There. I have just placed on Gilda's forehead a single, teensy, weensy drop of Muppet's new super adhesive. Now we'll wait a moment for it to get tacky.
- Statler: What are we waiting for?
- Waldorf: For it to get tacky.
- Statler: Another first for this show.
- Waldorf: How's that?
- Statler: It's the first time we've had to wait for it to get tacky.
- [Piggy is still stuck to Kermit, but is more affectionate than she was earlier]
- Miss Piggy: Oh, Kermie-poo.
- Kermit the Frog: Piggy, you're putting all your weight on me.
- Miss Piggy: Mm-hm. Maybe we shall be stuck like this forever.
- Kermit the Frog: I don't know how long I can go on supporting you.
- Miss Piggy: [not realizing that Kermit is being literal] Well, if you think I'm gonna go out and work...
- Wayne: [missing his cue] Sorry I was late. I had to change the bus across town, and the traffic was terrible.
- Miss Piggy: [holding onto a cliff edge by her fingers] Never mind. Just get me out of here.
- Wayne: [noticing Uncle Deadly's boots] Say, I know those boots. Weren't you a flamenco dancer in Kansas City?
- Uncle Deadly: Why yes, I was.
- Wayne: Harry's Boom Boom Room?
- Uncle Deadly: You caught my act?
- Wayne: I could never figure out how you did that passe double thing, though.
- Miss Piggy: Paso doble.
- Uncle Deadly: Oh, quite simple, my boy. Quite simple. Music, maestro, please.
- Miss Piggy: [exasperated] Music?
- [Uncle Deadly starts to dance. Miss Piggy turns to the camera in disbelief. Uncle Deadly's feet come dangerously close to her hands]
- Miss Piggy: What? Hey, hey. Cool it up there.
- Uncle Deadly: Now to the Passionato del Thunderdoor, you give it an extra little flourish.
- Miss Piggy: Watch it! Hey!
- Wayne: [to Uncle Deadly] Aha! You mean like this?
- [He starts dancing as well]
- Miss Piggy: Whoo-hoo, hee-ha, hold it. Easy! Down, boy. Hold it. Hoo, hey. Cool it.
- Uncle Deadly: Almost, almost. No, more like...
- [He shows Wayne the dance again. Wayne joins in]
- Miss Piggy: Hey! Hey! Hey, Deadly... Hey, wait, hey.
- [Wayne steps on Piggy's hands, causing her to lose her grip and fall off the cliff screaming. Uncle Deadly and Wayne congratulate each other on their dancing]
- Miss Piggy: I suppose you think that's funny!