The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Leslie Uggams (1979)
Frank Oz: Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear
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Quotes
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Miss Piggy : Holy maracas!
Big Bird : Oh, hi. I'm Big Bird.
Miss Piggy : Huh. No kidding.
Big Bird : I'm a friend of Kermit's.
Miss Piggy : Oh.
Big Bird : Yeah, we both come from the same neighborhood. Sesame Street.
Miss Piggy : Oh. Isn't that that cute little children's show with puppets?
Big Bird : Uh-huh. And who are you?
Miss Piggy : Who am I? I am Miss Piggy.
Big Bird : Oh. Well, do you work around here?
Miss Piggy : Uh, listen, yellow thing. Do you see that star here?
Big Bird : Oh, yes. It's very pretty.
Miss Piggy : And, uh, do you know why it is there?
Big Bird : Well, uh... Perfect attendance?
Miss Piggy : I am the singing star of this show.
Big Bird : A singing pig? That's very funny!
[Laughs]
Miss Piggy : Kiss your feathers goodbye, bird! Hai-ya!
[swings at Big Bird, but he doubles over and she misses and falls]
Big Bird : Oh, you do acrobatics, too. She's very versatile.