The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Lesley Ann Warren (1979)
Richard Hunt: Scooter, Statler, Les
Quotes
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Gonzo : [seated on a motorcycle, about to perform a motorcycle stunt] Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This evening, I will perform a feat of lunatic daring. Before your very eyes, I will ride this motorcycle up this ramp and jump directly into...
[looks up at Waldorf and Statler's theater box]
Gonzo : ... THAT box, landing safely between those two elderly gentlemen.
Waldorf , Statler : [looking at each other; alarmed] What!
Gonzo : Oh, I can assure you, you'll be in no danger.
Statler : You're right.
Waldorf : We'll be in Chicago!
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Kermit the Frog : And now, for the second time this evening, the Great Gonzo will attempt a motorcycle jump off of this stage into that box up there, landing safely between those two elderly gentlemen!
Statler : We're not afraid. We know Gonzo!
Waldorf : If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail again!
