The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Lou Rawls (1977)
Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Dr. Teeth, Muppet Newsman, Link Hogthrob, Rowlf, Whatnot Dancer, Waldorf
Quotes
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Kermit the Frog : We've had to move things around a little...
Fozzie Bear : KERMIIIIT!
[Fozzie whizzes by, unable to stop on his skates]
Kermit the Frog : In fact some things are moving around quite a lot.
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The Newsman : Here is a Muppet News Flash. Dateline: New York. Medical science has been baffled by a sudden epidemic of the rare disease, mallarditis. The illness strikes very quickly and causes its victim to turn into a duck.
[looks up]
The Newsman : Mallarditis? That's the silliest thing I ever...
[suddenly, his head turns into that of a duck]
The Newsman : Quack. Quack. Quack.
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Kermit the Frog : As you may have noticed, Fozzie has taken up roller skating, so here he is, with funny jokes and figure-eights, Mr. Fozzie Bear!
Fozzie Bear : [skating out onstage] Hiya, hiya, hiya! How about that? I haven't told one joke and I'm rolling already!