"The Muppet Show" Rita Moreno (TV Episode 1976) - Frank Oz as Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Mildred, George, Sam the Eagle, Marvin Suggs, Frank, Animal's Dancing Partner

Brewster : Listen to me. You see, in my country we have a seldom used saying: "When the swine lubricates the automobile, you end up with a greased pig."

Rita Moreno : That don't make sense.

Brewster : I know. That's why it's seldom used.

Rita Moreno : In my country we have a saying too: "Cuando uno trabaja con una cochinita majadera lo que hay que hacer es darle la amenaza de posibilidad de asesinato."

Miss Piggy : What is that supposed to mean?

Rita Moreno : It means one more crack out of you and you're one dead enchilada!
[Animal continually disrupts Moreno's rendition of "Fever" with his bursts of percussion, causing her to smash his head between two cymbals]

Animal : Ah... yeah... my kinda woman!
Fozzie Bear : My cousin is so dumb, he spent two weeks in London trying to find the European Common Market.
Frank : I don't get it.

Frank Oz: Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Mildred, George, Sam the Eagle, Marvin Suggs, Frank, Animal's Dancing Partner