"The Muppet Show" Twiggy (TV Episode 1976) - Frank Oz as Fozzie Bear, George the Janitor, Sam the Eagle, Two-Nosed Whatnot

Kermit the Frog : Now, there is no such thing as a phantom. That's final, period, end of report!

Fozzie Bear : Uh, Kermit? What has a skull like head, fiery green eyes, and a torn cape?

Kermit the Frog : I don't know.

Fozzie Bear : I don't know either but it's right behind you!

[Fozzie, Scooter, Gonzo, and Hilda run away screaming]

Kermit the Frog : Uh, you will notice that I did not fall for their joke. And if it isn't a joke and if there is someone or something behind me, there is no doubt a logical explan for it. So I shall now just turn slowly around and see what is going on here.

Kermit the Frog : [unnerved, but remains calm when he sees Uncle Deadly behind him] Uh, pardon me, sir. But is there a logical explanation for your presence here?

Kermit the Frog : [Uncle Deadly's response is an evil, maniacal laugh] Apparently, there is no logical explanation.

Kermit the Frog : [runs away screaming]
Fozzie Bear : Hey, I went to a resort hotel for a change and a rest. The waiter got the change and the hotel got the rest!
Dancer : What's the difference between immoral and illegal?

Sam the Eagle : Well, immoral is, uh, doing bad things. Illegal is me with a tummy ache.

[pause]

Sam the Eagle : I didn't write it.

Frank Oz: Fozzie Bear, George the Janitor, Sam the Eagle, Two-Nosed Whatnot