- Archie Burlington: [to Mrs. Bradley] Murder is no business for a woman. You should be at home, not throwing yourselves under horses and tying yourselves to railings.
- Adela Bradley: [to the camera] Given the choice of staying at home with a man like that or throwing oneself under a horse, I know which I would choose!
- George Moody: [after the knife thrower narrowly misses castrating him] Well, there's no point doing these things half-cocked.
- Madam Marlene: [after putting her bullwhip around George and pulling him provocatively close] Don't worry, George. I'm not going to devour you. I don't eat meat.