The Monkees (TV Series)

The Monkees in Paris (1968)

Art Lewis: Artie

Quotes 

• Peter : Listen, guys, guys, listen.

  [starts reading a threatening letter] 

  Peter : We know who you are, so don't try to deny it. We also know where you live, or else how could we have send you this letter? We're coming to get you, so don't leave. This is a threatening letter and a warning. Unless you return the microfilm and get off the ranch, we'll kill you!

  Micky : Don't worry about it, Peter, there's nothing in the wrong.

  Artie : Aah!

  Mike : But this is the same thing...

  Artie : Alright, you guys, gimmie the secret apple!

• Director : Now Artie, I've changed the concept completely: no moustache, no foreign accent, and this time, instead of coming in and asking for the microfilm, you ask for the Secret Apple!

  Artie : Huh, so what's the difference in the script?

  Director : Don't get smart!