The Monkees (TV Series)

The Devil and Peter Tork (1968)

Billy Beck: Roy Bean

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Quotes 

• Davy : [holding the Bible]  Ehm, can I interest anybody in taking a quick peek at this book here, it's been on the best seller list for many years.

  Judge Roy Bean : We don't read!

  Micky : Well, eh, you don't have to read the book, why don't we, we'll run the picture for ya, Three hours of glorious color on a full wide screen with stereophonic, eat popcorn, hm hmm.

  Mr. Zero : My dear boy, I appeared in that picture. The garden scene. I played the snake.

• Mr. Zero : Prosecution rests.

  Micky : Then the defense will rest also.

  [Micky whips a pillow to his head] 

  Judge Roy Bean : Until what time would you like to rest?

  Micky : Until we think of something better.

• Judge Roy Bean : Do you know 'Melancholy Baby'?