The Monkees (TV Series)

The Chaperone (1966)

Peter Tork: Peter

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• Davy : The dance in France is mainly in the stance.

  Mrs. Weefers : Aw, Davy, I dunno how to behave at them fancy parties...

  Davy : I tell you Peter, give me six months, and I could pass her off as a Duchess at an embassy ball.

  Peter : How about the party tonight?

  Davy : Well, that'll be a little 'arder.

• Peter : Why so glum? This is a party.

  Party Guest who's swept off her feet : Look, these are children. I want a real man, someone who will sweep me off my feet.

  Peter : [Tarzan swings in on a vine and sweeps her off her feet]  He gets more girls that way.

• Micky : Did the ah, pole TV thing work?

  Davy : She's devine, lovely, beautiful, devoon, marvelous.

  Peter : Come on, Davy, quit fooling around. What TV show was she watching?

  Micky : Ours, I hope.

• Mrs. Weefers : Huntington Hartford hates pickled herrings.

  Peter : I think she's got it!

  Davy : By George, she's got it!