The Monkees (TV Series)

The Chaperone (1966)

Davy Jones: Davy

Quotes 

• Davy : The dance in France is mainly in the stance.

  Mrs. Weefers : Aw, Davy, I dunno how to behave at them fancy parties...

  Davy : I tell you Peter, give me six months, and I could pass her off as a Duchess at an embassy ball.

  Peter : How about the party tonight?

  Davy : Well, that'll be a little 'arder.

• Micky : Did the ah, pole TV thing work?

  Davy : She's devine, lovely, beautiful, devoon, marvelous.

  Peter : Come on, Davy, quit fooling around. What TV show was she watching?

  Micky : Ours, I hope.

• Mrs. Weefers : Huntington Hartford hates pickled herrings.

  Peter : I think she's got it!

  Davy : By George, she's got it!

• Davy : Oh 'ello, ehm, I'm selling magazine subscriptions.

  Gen. Vandenberg : Oh, working your way through college, eh?

  Davy : No, I'm working my way down the block.

• Davy : [Davy is attempting to see Leslie]  Ah, pardon me, miss, eh, I'm from the TV Poll Taking Service. I was wondering, eh, what TV program are you watching?

  Leslie Vandenberg : Why, I'm not watching any TV program!

  Davy : You're not?

  Leslie Vandenberg : I don't watch television until the evening.

  Davy : Ah, okay, I'll be back later. Will you tell your mother I like roast beef and Yorkshire pudding?