- Isobel Anderson: So, you work for the new laird?
- Paul Bowman: Yeah, you could say that.
- Isobel Anderson: Tell me, is he a total moron, or does he just not care about what happens on his estate?
- Paul Bowman: On the contrary, he's extremely intelligent and damned good looking as well, but that's just my opinion.
- Isobel Anderson: It's you, isn't it? You're the new laird MacDonald?
- Golly Mackenzie: Problems is, Mr Jenkins, that your pond's all fished out.
- Jenkins: It's not a pond, it's a loch. What do you mean fished out?
- Golly Mackenzie: Pond or a loch, this size can't sustain you and your guests every week of the year. You have to let it recover. You have to think of the symbiosis.
- Jenkins: Symbiosis? I thought you were a ghillie, not a Latin tutor.
- Golly Mackenzie: It's Greek, actually.
- Joe Reavey: Your lairdship.
- Paul Bowman: Just Paul, Sheriff Reavey.
- Joe Reavey: Call me Joe, please. Sheriff's just an honorary title for services to the old boy network.