- Archie MacDonald: [to Duncan in bed with an ice-pack after his bar-fight] How are you feeling?
- Duncan McKay: Stupid.
- Archie MacDonald: [Spiritualists and clairvoyant are meeting at Glenbogle] Did they leave all their brooksticks by the door?
- Lexie MacDonald: Archie, shhh. They'll hear you.
- Archie MacDonald: Oh, they might turn me into a toad.
- Lexie MacDonald: You're half way there already.
- Molly MacDonald: Duncan, this is Mrs Munro. She's a water diviner. Could you possibly show her where the loo is, she's having trouble finding it.
- Molly MacDonald: [At the art show] What's your piece called?
- Andrew Booth: Bust Of A Young Girl.
- Molly MacDonald: What a lot of bust she has.